Damn, it's worse than drive-thru weddings in Vegas.
Probably not getting an explanation for the farm animals, either, unless that's supposed to be a dowry or something similar.
This is going to feel a bit like Only The World God Knows, isn't it.
Having to seduce women and immediately lose them afterwards, spiraling into depression as the feelings start becoming real.
I predict a lot of sadness and heartbreak as this continues.