@dicedmangoes I agree to an extent. I do think it would only work for the last few, though, since you'd have to put in quite a but of horizontal force and might lose your own balance.
@semon_demon
well, unsuccessful ones. You've got to get the other two aspects up by the time passion starts falling off.
I guess I can't disagree too hard, though. Most relationships are definitely passion.
@goblinguy it'd be crossdressing since the clothing itself is made for men, to appear as a man.
I agree, alacaelum. I've said this in other comments, but I hope for the Japanese that their teachers aren't near as oblivious or domineering as the common tropes in pop culture.
@foreverhound I've actually only ever heard "small fry", not "small fish". I could see how that might be used in some areas as a colloquial version, though.