Watch as D pulls another 1000IQ move and survives. Remember the dynamite from the last chapter? It hasn't gone off yet. My theory is that Blue's lance didn't actually hit D, it hit his dynamite armour, D morphed his body into a balloon make it seem like it hit, and then exploded the dynamite to...
Bros I'm a pretty good cook, and I just baked a damn good pizza and some lava cakes. Mum said it tasted better than any pizzeria she ever visited. I need a wife who can also compliment me. I'm currently lifting weights to Guts' theme to make this heartache go away.
@Chromelium
Deadpool was never known for its superb writing. It was always less about what made sense and more about what's the most random and coolest thing Deadpool can do right now. Even the recent movies were guilty of this. Whether you like it or not depends on how much you like Deadpool...