Recent content by DeProgrammer

"Only Europeans will get it." :P

"That was the night that I learned what the joke means that says: 'Two frogs are on a lily pad; one decides to jump off. How many frogs are left on the lily pad? Two.'"

Light 'em up, use 'em for warmth!

That URL so you don't have to type it: https://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE

"Even when I take a small bag of rice home I have to take a break." Me, too, guuurl. Then I got a 15-pound dumbbell... then a few weeks later, a 30-pound dumbbell... I'm fine now. 😅

Ｐｏｃｋｅｔｅｄ！

Adjest puuunch!

He said he'd give her three lashes... pretty sure the dissing was the first one, and showing her how far she has to go to get on his level was the second. She already looks whipped. :P

My profile card would be fun. DeProgrammer (Somewhere in the 24~34 range) Software engineer Time without a girlfriend: 10 years Hobbies: <really long list> Income (which wasn't shown, but she said it was "exposed"): 😅

Him freaking out for almost the entire chapter made me laugh.

I was logged in as a different user when the site came back up today. 😱

The probability of guessing the right card of a deck of 52 three times in a row is one in 140,608.

That's the face of a kid going to the dentist. ...every day for a month.

Anything above D is just unpleasant to look at... 😛