Recent content by dsfargeg

"Hermes Trismegistus?" As in, the inventor of the hermetic seal? Lord have mercy, that's like someone yelling out "Henry Ford!" as an attack name.

I'm going to start calling lungs 'breath sacks' from now on.

@DeathDonut Product identity is not trademark or copyright. You have every legal right to use mind flayers as you see fit, provided you aren't trying to convince people you're selling a Wizards of the Coast official product. You could go out and sell mindflayer t-shirts right now and you'll be...

@DeathDonut Illithid is. Mind Flayer isn't.

You should not include meters in distance conversions 'cuz D&D didn't either. Using nonsensical measuring techniques will help add to the fantasy feel.

She's going to get Lean to make gay porn of her and Gil, isn't she.

It's him, boys! He's finally back!

@brent592 So accurate to real life

why he am so bald

@denrick19 You are assigning intent where none exists. I am simply describing the inevitable long-term outcomes. You may as well have accused me of wanting to murder you after I replied 'You'll go splat and die' when you asked 'What happens if I jump off a building?' When violence is not...

@denrick19 What you've struck upon is called Nietzsche's will to power. The problem that it causes is reciprocity: when you play by the rules of anything goes, then so will others. When any method of enforcing your will upon the world is permitted, then violence invariably gets used as it's...

@kanami-chan What? I didn't steal anything. I'm just honestly impressed by how powerfully the democrat message resonated with dead voters. Even my grampa, who voted straight republican all his life, changed to voting democrat this election after passing away. The GOP better start campaigning in...

@axelTHEGREAT This is exactly why Trump is going to lose this election. He didn't have a single rally in a graveyard and completely ignored the dead demographic. It's entirely his own fault for failing to campaign for a group that's out voting in force this year. He shouldn't have ignored the...

@RiceNipple No, that's about the right weight for someone that height that does boxing or MMA professionally.

Wait a minute, you don't get animal companions until level 3 the edition with bonus actions. They also can't be larger than medium! I call shenanigans. He better have gone with flying snake.