"every time I've had sex it's been consensual. Also, I don't know what that word means"
Seriously, coercion != Consent. If you have to blackmail someone into agreeing to sleep with you, that's still rape
Ah fuck me, here comes the bullshit plot...
Man, just let me enjoy the fluff... Rather not deal with Hayate 2.0. That said, if this somehow brings Hayate into the story, somehow, i can stomach it