I'd vote for edmund HAHAH
I feel like he'll be able to put it in a nice way without it being too obscene or too awkward (once he mentally prepares himself)
Alright where are the divorce papers? Its time to burn them. Ain't no way are we gonna divorce this man.
Oh, why is it 'we'? Coz we is too invested in this relationship HAHA
*takes in a deep breath* Well fak u Reynold! U don't know what shit she's been through! Just coz your dad feels sorry about it and wants to treat her better doesn't mean that we accept dad any better than u dumb fak and your ass of a brother. Why did she bring a slave back? Because of all of...
...wow I didn't know ppl didn't like Alves haha. I think he's pretty sweet. You can tell he keeps himself in check but also can't help but do something with his feelings. Banter and bickering is just their dynamic. Yes, he could be nicer, but he's trying to hide his feelings - I view it as...
"Hello, is this the Police? There's a crazy man hanging off the edge of the mountain and climbing it."
"There's nothing wrong with climbing up a mountain? He's on the steep face of the mountain not the normal hiking path!"
"What? Plot armour is too strong? Alright, but consider it reported."