His dumb ass: "I'm going to challenge you to a duel"
Paulina: "Hmmm?"
HDA: "I Said I Challenge Y-" *Interrupted by the tree Paulina was punching falling over.*
Paulina: "Pardon?"
HDA: "Nevermind."
@Walter_vi_Britannia Tampons go inside you(Assuming for a moment that you've become a girl.) and come out covered in blood.
Pads are more 'shield' like in both shape and function, staying outside the body and catching any 'attacks'(Period Leakage)
@guardian1102 "Shit-eating grin" is a reduced form of an rural USA colloquialism, specifically "Grinning like a possum eating shit" the North American possums tend to look a bit like they're smiling when they're messing around in your trash or whatnot, but it's similar to a particular human...