Imagine being a cow, minding your own business, when out of nowhere some apathetic trash isekai protagonist smokes you by railgunning a rock up your ass on a whim.
I know it's only chapter one, but this one feels like it's going to be terrible.
LOL kudos to you, gentlemen. You've made something readable yet unreadable at the same time - Shrodinger's translation! I like these April fools editions, but apparently I'm in the minority that think they're fun. Thank you for your work.