Recent content by onipuck

Bartfort, the asshole you love to hate, and hate to love. He will save this world, against his wishes.

New gods, or random Blacksmiths

Jin revealing his true calling. Beastmaster.

@Kurbo All I'm saying is at least the monsters in rural areas tend to be more polite.

This manga's getting translated, huzzah!

Copy cat gets his ass handed to him by the top student of the school of hard knocks.

At this point, why doesn't she just move?

Hero father keeps a sword that's got the demon lord's soul on it, and is surprised that the kid he never has time for ends up learning the demon lord's techniques. Just another example of neglectful parents, and cursed items.

Oh, look, the fake church must be coming in to bitch about how much good spider church has been doing.

If Dragon Quest has ever taught me anything, it's to always listen to the Slimes.

Wait, so can someone explain this to me? How did he pass that second trial? I mean, if it was a trial of conviction, sure, this asshat's got that in spades, but heart?

What is it with nobles and their guards not understanding that magical weapons like that have their own minds and chose their wielders. Also, if the sword actively FLIES AWAY from you, I think the sword doesn't want you.

Cthulhu's pissed that Nyarlthotep didn't tape their shows like they asked. No stories for Cthulhu, no civilation for ol' Nyarl

Gaston is the DMPC the player party got too attached to, and build up to be more than he really is.

I feel like the person doing the type setting for this just copied what the machine translator gave without a thought for how it read.