@Glomoro That kinda makes sense, since the inspiration behind the Soup Nazi had all those rules for a reason. I've been by that soup place (it's on 42nd on the west side, pretty close to the river) and it's absolutely tiny. You can't fit too many people in there so you need some rules to keep...
@doomroar It's a 4chan greentext. Someone posted a thread with a picture of a passed out drunk girl asking "you see this walking home, what do" or something like that. One...interesting fellow said he would bring her home, let her sleep it off, and when she wakes up give her a bowl of eggs and...
So I got curious and decided to see how close to real life the story of U-234 was. While obviously the stuff about the secret painting was made up, the real U-234 was in fact heading toward Batavia, or at least in that general direction, and did have Japanese officers on board. The real U-234...