My college has a "love bathroom" too. I can't for the life of me imagine who would want to have sex in the same place someone might have taken a dump moments earlier, I guess some people are just that horny.
I'm with the wife on this one... I always see birds as tasty, not cute or pretty. I once saw a peacock, and while everyone was gawking at its colors, I was thinking "damn, that would make a nice roast".