I really wanted Uzaki papa to get ultra defensive and angry when Yanagi tells him that Hana is bringing over her boyfriend, only to find out it's Sakurai and just turn around and tell Hana he's out of her league. Shame they're going to play it straight.
This is one of my favorite 001 proposals, next to the one that's the compact between all the organizations that formed the SCP Foundation about an event they don't understand.
As much as I dislike 001 proposals that are just EPIC COOL WORLD ENDING THING THAT'S BIGER AND BADDERER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE like Palisade and Planet of Hands, I dislike This is Why SCPs Exist 001 proposals a little bit more.