Holy crap. I'm only used to seeing this bad of translations on manhuas. I'm not trying to be mean(but this is gonna be mean), but did you just take the Google Translate at face value? Did you even try to interpret what was being conveyed? If English is not your first language I apologize for...
So I'm not the only one getting weird shit trying to pop up on Disaster Scans and their sister site Martial Scans. Martial Scans went totally weird. It's got random news and shit