A jumping downward strike like that is suboptimal with her strength, because it relies entirely on gravity. The best attack for her will always be an upward swing with her feet firmly on the ground to make the most of her strength.
Considering he's too lazy to try on a bunch to find one that fits, obviously the solution is a String Bikini, they are basically one-size-fits-all since you can tie the strings to fit.
@sirwolfeye Pretty sure there isn't a joke at all, it's just vaguely poignant because she is helping them get together even though it means her own christmas eve ends up lonely.
She claims to already have plans with her family so they should spend the day with just the two of them, but when she...