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And then they all killed each other and no one survived /the end

I imagine a real God would be pretty casual. I mean he's all omnipotent and stuff so why would he worry or care about much of anything? Other than maybe getting bored since he has to hang around for all eternity.

Oh no I'm trapped on a ship in the middle of the ocean!. I know I'll set it on fire!

Wait till she finds out how much her property taxes and insurance just went up.

We need to summon a GOD! Quick get the bacon. Gods love bacon.

MC is gonna be like "You aren't loli or busty girls? Turn back into Moai I have no use for you."

@Darkmeep That's generally only true for basic employment since in most places you need to be a certain age to get a job but a family business would usually be exempt. It was 13 to get a work permit where I grew up but I could work in my step-fathers auto shop even when I was only 8. Going...

If he was going to be arrested anyway he might as well have done the lolis.

Man made meat is horrible. The death is what makes it so tasty.

I guess despite the amount of oddly modern things in this civilization Child Labor and Protection laws aren't a thing yet. lol

Dude needs to man up and just do her in loli form.

If only he had been wearing one of those little creatures dirty pairs of pants on his face he could have hidden his identity when busting in the sauna.

If you take a hit while flying the emergency ejection is out the Dragon's ass.

Earth's Crust Defender? Sounds like it should be the name of Captain Planet's sidekick or something.

I feel for ya kid. I too have woken up naked in a cell a few times with no idea how I got there.

It's cause he wanted him to kill a loli. Unacceptable. If he was just experimenting on old men or something it would have been fine.

An entire month to switch over uniforms seems a bit much.

The proper response to a girl using the word "marriage" is to pack your shit and run.

How is a mud doll as durable as orichalcum. I mean it's a fictional material to begin with but that just makes it even stupider that mud is on par with it. "Ha my mech is made from oricalcum! You don't stand a chance!" "Well mine is made from mud!!!" "So we are at a stalemate then!" lol

Why is like everyone in this so clueless all the time? "I'm a vampire?!? Well that explains why I was randomly sleeping in a coffin." lol