@tofoz Woman hat blow off. Man tries to catch it. Woman skirt blow up. Man gets erection. Erection catches hat. Man offers to compensate woman for sullying her hat with erection. Woman doesn't seem to mind. Man basks in glow of woman's underwear. Japanese humor
If you convince yourself he's going to cheat on you, why bother with the relationship in the first place? Just fuck off somewhere without the pointlessness