I'll try the realistic approach.
First and foremost, do NOT dehumanize waifu.
Well, I know a big portion of them aren't of the human race, maybe elf, vampire, what-have-you, but I'm sure you get the point. If they are capable of rational thinking and in a healthy mental state, I doubt...
@ESCrowe It doesn't. It's government trying to spy on us, tricking us to believe that their heightened radio signal is some kind of fictional electromagnetic wave.
Always use a VPN. Don't trust the government. Especially the Russian government, since they're the one who funded the Russian military.