He got a strong preference for busty mature women, the battledoll from the tower is the only partymember anywhere near his strikezone.
(And while her body is desirable to him, her personality is too childish.)
While he did get laid quite a few times already, he's hardly had any lately because...
Why so negative?
They were nice enough to write a ch number that makes it obvious this aint a real chapter, lots of others don't even give a headsup like that for their april chapters.
Since it's obviously a joke chapter without even opening it, you're free to not read it if you don't want to...
As someone used to reading what others are reading while sitting facing eachother and discussing, reading this chapter was only a minor annoyance at worst.
Definitely preferable compared to what some others do. =)
The april 1st 'ad' for this, even having a "report this add" fake button at the bottom.. Nice touch that part.
Just checked around a little for new 'ads' I didn't see last year.
For those that reloadspam to check them out, the home screen got a sidebanner "ad" that uses a different set of images/links than the banner one up top.. (It still got the topbanner one aswell.)
Mentioning mainly for those only lurking in their follows/search windows.
That "Me next..." made me laugh, it's not that rare irl in my experience but they usually don't put words to it.
Also, if he wants to switch places with her like that, he'd probably actually succeed and with her in total bliss too if he went the "S" way about it.
Question is, what happens first..
Him gathering the courage to confess?
Or her breaking down from hearing all that too much and making the confession instead just to get it to stop?
Well, croissant might flip out and do something too. =p
A few opinions when checking this original story..
1: A bunch of things in the serialized works makes alot more sense after reading this one and finding out just how much was changed to make it less NSFW.
Like cracking down on public handholding in the serialized version was cracking down on...
@Wolvenworks
Could be they are of the kind that can't be at ease unless they see/listen/read atleast a bit of stuff they don't like and then say something bad about it.
Might even say they love to hate on stuff, and can't focus on what they need to do unless they get to hate on stuff...
He probably came up with it right there inspired atleast partially from some childrens book or something he read/saw in his original world.
Not exactly the best obviously, but far better than most people online do when creating characters and/or accounts.
Reminds me of all the male elven...
Plenty common IRL too whenever teachers are allowed to set scores and such on their own when not supervised, like in sweden for example.
Teachers playing kingdoms with their classes, dishing out punishment in the form of lowered grades for those they don't like..
If a student outperform them...