Oh MC-kun, you showed a level of kindness just barely above the standards of the dregs of society. You are clearly fit to be my husband and I will swear eternal love and devotion towards you no matter what due to that fact. I have only known you for three minutes.
I have read that description five times and cannot figure it out.
I'm feeling like a fucking codebreaker trying to decipher things.
"Such a lazel is a natural positive" has to be the most arcane sentence I have ever read.