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I had a pseudo chicken cordon bleu sandwich (chicken, swiss, ham, with a bit of seasoned sauce of my own design) and some potatoes. Normally I just have something smaller, like a PB&J, or some soup.

Hmm, I may have to try this combo. Or perhaps Polska kielbasa and rice, since it's already lovely with mashed potatoes.

Ah, just what we need. An improved version of the apex predator of the seas that has not evolved significantly over potentially millions of years.

Leave the balls in the sun, then see which is cooler to the touch.

Can confirm that "throwing (away today's) happiness for tomorrow" by working your ass off in a joyless job turns into burnout and psychological damage, if not neurological. If you're not careful, you'll find yourself a joyless wreck of a human being. Or you'll turn yourself into a statistic. The...

It saddens me that people don't know that falling down backwards whips the back of your head into the ground, which is frequently what kills people who are pushed or punched by violent sociopaths who think that real life is like the movies, where getting shot just means some pain, some stitches...

You can tell that's a mail bag, because it has a mustache.

New Game Plus, when you're getting back at all of the hidden bosses for making you burn through your rare healing items.

Ryu's (Street FIghter 2) end theme started playing in my head.

He's just waiting for the eye to open so he can hit it with Elec-Beam.

That's why you go the cyborg route, with gene therapy on the brain to prevent neurological decay.

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Where were you when Dale became an evil thunder wizard?

I'd say he signed his own death warrant, but even death won't be the end.

I'm not jelly, you're peanut-butthurt.

Awww yiss. Sweet Baby Ray's.

BUY THIS MAN A RHEA.

Should have read Fist of the North Star, then dealing with this blob would be simple.

Sparkles on her ass Value: Incalculable