AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
I can see it now...
"Welcome, newcomers!" declared the Demon King. "First, as a test of your stamina, there will be a pillow fight with this Elder (The Princess). If you are able to wear her out and put her to sleep, you shall be rewarded with this chest of...
@F0nF0n
I think it depends on WHO catches you buying WHAT.
If the police catch you buying drugs, it is bad.
But if your mother, wife or girlfriend catches you buying porn, it is MUCH WORSE!!!
Just started reading this tale and...
Resentful human male paired with a NAKED Loli fairy...
This obviously earns "Ol' Pervy's Seal of Approval"...!
WAIT A MINUTE!
Did someone say that she does NOT have a hole to make babies with...!?
Hold on... No problem! She does have a MOUTH, doesn't...
This is Pervy's sister using my idiot brother's account to post this.
Unless you wish to hire a professional assassin, you need not worry about my foolish brother's lewd, crude, rude and generally obnoxious comments. Just try to take pleasure in the knowledge that I, (and my trusty baseball...
@Cyoteblack
The last FBI agent that talked to me is now in a padded cell at a mental institution, bound in a straightjacket and continually repeating the phrase, "Too disgusting! Too disgusting!"
All of those kitsunes at the festival....
Kitsune tails...
Kitsune tails EVERYWHERE!!!
I find myself happily overwhelmed with the incredible amount of FLUFFINESS!!!
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
That bento!!!
Sasuga, Okusan!
I am surprised that Da-san has the energy to hold down a regular job, especially considering the fact that Okusan does her best to keep him "UP" all night long!
@kronix
I don't know who lost, but when one of them was knocked out of the ring, Ol' Pervy was declared the winner when she fell on to my ringside seat (And on ME!) in a typical Rito Yuuki- type manner!
It was well worth the subsequent knock out punch that she gave me while screaming, "You...
PLEASE!!! Don't expose Senko-sama to the mind-numbing mediocrity of Sharknado!
The next thing you know, she would be pleading to watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
And while Shally is distracted by the hugging pillow, Albedo, who has realized that the pillow is too SOFT, has opted to go after Ainz' very HARD bone(r) to satisfy her needs...
Poor Tanya! She is doing everything according to the international rules of warfare to make sure that her ass is covered...
...BUT...
Historically speaking, it's the WINNERS of a war who determine who will be charged with war crimes. As shown by the results of WWII when the Germans lost and...