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@KafukaPalazzo I am waiting for the unseen narrator to say to Evans, "This is your asshole speaking and I am tired of trying to hold in all of the shit that you seem to enjoy being full of! So get your stinky posterior to the outhouse NOW and let me pass the excess amount!"

This is a CLASSIC!!! The team that has brought us One Punch Man has brought us the Origin Story of "One Shoe Boy," the exciting new superhero protecting the urban jungle from the deadly invading forces of Las Cucarachas, the most dangerous gang of multi-legged creepy-crawlies to ever darken...

This just in to the JSDF news desk! There is a serious "Curbstomping Warning" in effect for the next few minutes around the Jade Palace. Imperial casualties are expected to be high due to the shit kicking, ass whupping, massacre and genocide caused by the storm of Japanese forces blowing...

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! That just inspired me to come up with a name for turning my woodworking hobby into a small business. I'll call it: "Ol' Pervy's Morning Wood Shop".

Considering the damage the princess is capable of inflicting upon the demon castle and its residents, do you blame them for trying to keep her happily asleep at least 80% of the time?

@LivingCorpse It is all part of her complex, evil, wicked and diabolical plot to usurp the Demon King's crown so that she can simply order all of the demons in the castle to work hard to provide her with the Perfect Night's Sleep! Besides, it is rumored* that the princess accidentally saw the...

@Yautja I agree with you totally. Bullies only understand one thing... Force. If a bully is bigger than you, come up behind them with a sturdy stick. When I was a child, I was smaller and weaker than most others in my age group, and I got the shit kicked out of myself more than once by...

Hmm... Stores are going to run out of food after a while, hunting will only go so far, ZQN can't be eaten... Yep! That dog is gonna get real hungry after a while and eat our protagonist. Especially since that boy is weak and can easily be run down and overpowered by any four year old child...

All right! It is time for Makin' Bacon! And poor Peter is about to find out the truth behind that wise saying by Precarious Woman Executive Miss Black General-san: "Breasts are... JUSTICE!"

Is this senile old perverted proofreader the only one who noticed the misspelling of the word, "Proffreading", in the credits at the end of the chapter?

@RyuOdjin Obviously, The Princess' father, the King, was afraid of her taking over and conspired with the Demon King to have her kidnapped, thinking to himself, "This is the best Idea that I have ever had! I not only get rid of a troublesome daughter, but that pesky Demon King is now saddled...

@Dagger & @BDM130: Da-san may be packing heat but shooting blanks...

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! It seems the boss of RX suffers from the same genetic problem that I do... ...The inability to keep my big mouth shut!

As a Friendly Neighborhood Pervert who grew up before the internet existed, I fully sympathize with the difficulties that Sheriff Evans is going through! But the rewards were definitely worth the effort and the risk to one's personal safety!

I must admit that the image of that capsized cruise ship strongly reminded me of Sanbe Kei's manga, Cradle of Monsters.

With Okusan around, I would call Da-san's condition an "Occupational Hazard".

Okusan's "Oppai Trap" never fails to attract their victims!

@Zael: Sorry, but I can't comment on this as I am too busy fapping to it.

@TheFunkyMonkey: And according to my dear sister, I am the most blissful person in the world! (I wonder what she meant by that...?)

There's nothing that can beat the next day's hangover like waking up with your face buried in a drool-soaked fluffy tail!