Hello, if the gods are listening, please make me OP with a magical bag that can do absolutely anything and everything I want it to do. Also please give me an indestructible slipper that can defeat anything. And a harem of beautiful witches. And also a beautiful girl with animal ears named...
Why don't they just tie themselves together and leave the peepee in the veevee? So when zombies suddenly appear, then they can immediately start thrusting.