hiyashi chuka is the shit
sesame dressing is what makes it, knockout stuff
also obligatory sunbro comment
If only I could be so grossly incandescent...
> get a proofreader
This is a lot of jank. Weird constructs everywhere. The atrocious spelling doesn't bother me as much as the obvious disregard for the target language in general.
You need both a TL and PR with native-level understanding of English, and they need to work well together.
> gladatorial combat
what are we paying you for
the bamboozle is real
> silly sausage
decent job tbh, apart from the slightly jank English in areas, e.g. "if it's with other guys" (which is probably something closer to "when you're in front of other guys")
also the wapanese "childhood friend...