> who isn't aware (you asked for it)
I don't set that expectation for anyone that isn't a native speaker or JLPT certified (at any level, since it's one of the basic kanji). That goes for even unrepentant weabs, which many of my friends are. That isn't to say they have zero capacity for picking...
Tanaka a best
Also: totes
Tots are delicious, deep-fried nuggets of shredded potato and go well with a dipping sauce of choice. Now I'm hungry, dammit.
tusks -> fangs (sendo isn't a sabretooth tiger afaik)
The cross translation is rough, but it's more minor spelling mistakes than the awful, stilted language that usually comes from quick jobs like this (there were only a couple of lines I'd give a rating of "oof"). Got close to Sendo's voice...
> These guys
Left is Hamada (Masatoshi), right is Matsumoto (Hitoshi). They're pretty much considered the Dons of Japanese sketch comedy, and rightfully so.
also if you slap those boobies the jiggle won't stop