@sterven
There's a Japanese legend of gods throwing a party to coax Amaterasu out of a cave to bring light back to the land.
I guess you could consider us doing something in a similar vein, bringing him out of his self-imposed exile so that comments sections may experience all that he has to offer.
@immortalartisan @bigtiddyoneesan
He hasn't been online in a month, which coincides with his comment moderation.
Given his stance on moderation, this is definitely not a coincidence.
"What's the perfect mascot for our slightly swankier fast food chain?"
"How about a divorced businessman desperately trying to deny his midlife crisis exists, which isn't going to go away even with expensive therapy?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP8boDmsBUM