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damn, any% is gettin fast nowadays. fuckin record pace

You should really use "I'm" instead of just "am", because it looks rather awkward on its own.

so incel turned misandrist. sounds about right

"oh no guys, she had sex!!!" this fuckin' thread

You know when you're in the middle of an earthquake and you see a tsunami in the distance? That's this chapter.

@Plykiya mmm, pee

@TheGoodFella Why wouldn't I? It seems rather presumptive to assume that a gay couple would be more likely to assault or molest your kids, regardless of gender. From my perspective, the family would have been highly screened regardless, and if there isn't any thorough selection process in place...

"ah, sorry, if we don't put up this barrier quickly, people will start traversing the w-axis. now, we can't have that happening, can we?"

Can't believe this is finally relevant

@DidThis This entire story actually takes place on the ISS

"I really hurt her feelings!" I'm pretty sure that was her actually, then again, who am I to complain about someone jumping to conclusions, not communicating properly and resorting to physical violence against their partner that clearly cares about them and is trying to comfort them. Who'd a...

Yeah, the real musical scholars study intellectual western music like Shawty Wanna Fuck and Penis Music

@igidrau she's a cat

@TheGoodFella And? It's not like lesbians are lecherous nymphomaniacs scouring the lands for young virgin blood

So, they just stood outside her window for an hour waiting for her to open the curtains?

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50 CCP Good Boy Points to you, author. Your organs are safe for now

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