This is great.
Unfortunately, his mob-fu is pretty trash, because in what world is he a mob? Man clapped five of the most accomplished same-age people in a row, flew out on a massive airship and subjugated some pirates, and won a million bets and races? Mob-fu? You're telling me this is mob-fu?
Everybody gotta jump into the air posing in front of the moon. Because if you don't do that your attacks deal half damage.
Wouldn't that just set them up for getting shot though?