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Well, given how the preceding teddy bear apparently got corrupted (or something, I understand why they don't let this one roam freely, but I wanna hug her all the same.

@DaddyDave - oh. oh no...

PROTECC CHILD.

Poor dear. Wonder if they've ever had any other SCP-067 drawing's interact with her, and if that would be like meeting with a sibling?

As an auntie, I'd sign up to be a maid to scout for a prospective husband for my niece, fer sure. @Egran - for certain members of the party, but the overall extended family benefited and the evil was eliminated in the end, so... eh. Also, the fireworks and toys they produce now are bad-ass.

Count "Istvan"? *Horus Heresy flashbacks* I know it's been mentioned before, but each time it comes up, I just...

Because all transfers of power go Just As Planned...

Has it ever occurred to her that no one's affection is owed? The human experience, by overwhelming majority, is nasty, brutish, solitary, and short, and wreaking evil for the sake of hurt feelings only accelerates the process.

Mom just appreciates the entertainment value.

*picks up rock and chooses violence* Girl...

*actively praying that the "Romance" tag is a huge troll and this brat gets yeeted into the sun at some point*

@Avrune - That would be a good idea, honestly, but I was making a French Revolution "Terror" reference. Because that's what would happen if they do what Dean suggests.

Form a committee to surveil the public and implement order for general safety. A "Committee of Public Safety" mayhaps? 😈

I really want to see if the "healing her heart" the older brother intends is going to be hilarious or just cringe.

Well, that helps explains why she immediately reversed course upon revival - it was a more fundamental reset than first presented.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him Must command but may not govern—shall enthrall but not enslave him. And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

@Ceiye - true. if anything, this a straight comedy.

"safety" "magazine" *is using a revolver* FUCK'S SAKE, KILL HIM ON PRINCIPLE

@Ceiye - I think the villainess is the little sister, considering her motivations and mindset, even to the end.