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When you're so oblivious your intelligence does an integer underflow and you become a logic god.

This whole series is proof that the more oblivious you are, the closer you come to being invincible. Then you become self-aware, it all falls apart, and you become the awkward guy. Not a horrible thing mind you, I mean, I'm the one talking here so it can't be as bad as someone getting kicked in...

So... can anyone tell me why there is a random Square Enix logo on the last page?

My INCENSOR™ is on red alert right now.

I know it's gonna be a great read when I see an "intended negative double negative"* on the first page. I know that may sound like I'm extremely picky about word choice but I can't help but notice it. Still looking forward to reading it anyway! *

I just noticed the screaming old guy. My thought process has been crushed with a hydraulic press and will never be the same.

Oh no... She's H O R N Y

Apparently (I can't remember the non-offensive[?] term for it so I'm just gonna say it, I apologize for having horrible memory) Midgets are a much rarer thing in this version of Japan than in Texas. So I may be a bit slow to pick up on things, but REALLY? How don't at least a couple of people...

Oh no... She's H O R N Y

TIME FOR THE S U C C OF THE MILLENIUM

The worst thing I've experienced with McDonald's would be a school trip where some retard student on the bus slapped my Big Mac out of my hands onto the floor. I felt hatred more powerful than a thousand suns, and had to resist the urge to rip his testicles off and use his spine as a toothpick.

What the hell happened there!?

How the heck would you even begin to eat that burger, because you're definitely not fitting in your mouth the normal way.