I, for one, think that disbanding the military would be a good thing.
Mainly because it would result in a large number of well-trained, heavily armed, disgruntled and unemployed warriors who have a vested interest in getting rid of the second prince and Yuri.
Excellent, the only truly bad parts are Soul-Sucking Demon and the fact that it lead to the creation of Peter Grill (though Legend of the Ogres, the story that Peter Grill is based on, is actually fairly good, and is 100 times better as than Peter Grill)
I highly recommend Wankomplex and A Life...
I have actually been to a Turkish restaurant hear in Canada that had a belly dancer.
I initially thought the friend who took us there was joking when he told us, until she walked past me while I was heading to the washroom.
@RecycledCabbage
The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower
I chase the wind of a prism ship
To taste the sweet and sour
The pattern juggler lifts his hand;
The orchestra begin
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
@Arantir
You know, for some reason her eyes (or lack there of) make it somewhat easier for me to accept that she's that old (or at least in her late thirties)
In order to prevent one brother from rising up against the other, the king makes the daughter his heir, thus ensuring both brothers will rise up against her, resulting in a three-sided civil war.
Brilliant!
Wow, him getting groceries reminds me of some of the D&D campaigns I've been in, where we'd start out getting some ingredients for a wizard and end up having to clear an entire army of bandits out of the village he ordered the ingredients from.