Aight bois I got a theory, a GAME THEORY okay. What if MC doesn't attract criminals, but he instead makes criminals.
I think this is what's going on because we see in one of the panels when a nudist exposed himself that the nudist was confused as to what was going on. This also makes sense as...
@Hejti I think it implies that the hitman girl won at the end, as stalker girl tells him that hitman girl likes the actor in the movie, so she should invite him