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And then he died

A valuable lesson. Never assume that when someone says "we" that they mean "you and me".

Belieb in the me that beliebs in you who beliebs too much in the system.

I control nothing therefore soon I shall control everything! Somehow! Idiot.

"Hey guys, I made a familiar out of that thing that murdered your friends and fellow faculty."

@bakauguu Nah man, you don't need to defend this. They announced themselves by breaking in through a freaking window. They functionally brought a bunch of twigs to a gun fight. The risk wasn't gone with the attack on the woman unless every other robber had stopped holding a sword on anyone else...

The system is (rightly) bashing grid's aesthetic sense. Sassy system is sassy

If you don't love me when I'm drab, you don't deserve me when I'm fab.

Should people with swords hit people with swords in sword hitting people online? Stay tuned to hear idiots discuss this completely sensible topic.

. . . He forgot about the legendary shield again, didn't he?

@Gurgling I know, right? I've seen people accomplish that much with a few tweets. What a C grade cultist.

You gain: ~Soiled Pants~ " Oh cool, a rare drop! "

Rest in pepperoni crazy exhibitionist lady.

Can't deal with body heat? Unnecessarily soft? Gonna be a challenge finding yourself a flat vampire sugar mamma.

theydon'twantmearoundsoileftaperfectcopyofmyselbehindtohangaround

CURSE YOU GLOBAL WARMING

@Brandin A competent examiner would have made that kind of rampant murder-hoboism close doors, not open them. It's incredibly incautious to brute force everything and it only works for him because plot armor keeps him from kicking his way into a nuclear reactor or cracking the containment on a...

This is why we can't have nice things.

@Dragorage Cultured.

@ShionVaynex Or if the poison is poisonous to people but not the plant you just get extra poison. Like arsenic uptake in rice.