Tossing my hat in the ring on this one. Read the first few pages of all of the ones that weren't memes or using weird fonts (as of this comment at least) and while there were a couple that came close, this is definitely my favorite version. Something that seems to be difficult for a lot of...
Man I sure do love contrived drama. They don't even try to write this smoothly in. Like over the course of 1 or 2 chapters this guy just figures everything out? I wonder if this was an editorial call because it seems like not even the author can be bothered.
@Rud3dud3 after he said "I went too far" he must have told her about the hickey, that's how she knew to cover it up and also why she gave him a bump on the head