What fucking morons those two royals are. You're a prince and a princess and you're criticizing the saintesses who are essentially responsible for keeping the world safe? Are you seriously lacking self-awareness to the degree that you make these comments while ignoring the fact you're waited on...
"So these guys are like me, fighting while horny"
Well, I just realized that yeah, since they're libidors, they are probably fighting while fully erect...
It's definitely scummy of me to say, but I kind of symphathize with Ms. Tang here; I'd be fine being in a polyamorous relationship, but only on the condition that I was the sole person doing all of the lovin' around, I wouldn't want any of my partners going around with people other than me.
This got pretty heavy compared to what you'd normally expect from Konosuba, but not in a bad way. If you've read the Bakuen spinoff you know that Megumin's fostered enough relationships that it's unrealistic her character would have inner turmoil like this, but, again, this is nice in its own way.
Forgot about her, reasons for wanting to marry him aside, the fact that Tijuana doesn't know that Cain reincarnated like the king but is acting this way regardless do make her kind of a pedo.
This guy's pretty stupid. As soon as he mentions "evasion" and they look at him with disgust, you just also mention "I also have a very high healing skill". Some gamer he is.
Edit: I'm glad to see people in this comment's section ripping into him. Restores my faith in humanity.