Safe? Do correct me if I'm wrong, isn't safe supposed to be when it'd be fine if you leave it contained alone? This slimeball requires constant care of its liquid it's producing and can't be left alone.
Appropriate?
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The final panel seems to be a reference to Civ 4. "Your head would look good on the end of a pole" quote complete with declare war SFX above the monitor.
The story is supposed to be cute, but having read the news on how Japan treats their teachers, especially younger and/or female ones, I just ended up depressed reading this orz.
.....Help?
Couldn't he, like, simply hold the lower part of the sword handle for more reach? Maybe like a shonen-pawaaah-last-nanosecond-stance-change thingy? That would have been somewhat more believable.
And then both demons are genuinely impressed... Uhhhh...
I wonder if the creator of Missile Command would cry if he saw the "parody" game. Also, looks like Konami was a hero back then? I think I remember hearing EA used to be a hero too, long, long ago.