I appreciate that you liked it, but I'd rather leave it to someone competent enough to translate it properly.
It's rather difficult because of its (understandably) weird sense of humour in the dialogue.
Sorry, on a quick look it's probably too much for my poor skills. It would likely be incomprehensible if I ever attempted working on it.
I added it here on MD, so maybe someone will pick it up.
@eruannazacharias77
I heard that Harta magazines features a short story involving the characters in each cover. My guess is that it would probably be in Harta Magazine n°38.
Take this with a grain of salt, though. I don't know if that's actually true or if you'll even find it in n°38.