Lol this reminds me, this girl in my class jumped on my legs intentionally and my leg swell like a kicking balloon. She got of just fine withou having to do anything (cuz she's a GIRL) and I had to go to the counselor for cussing at her.
"Sorry ma'am, I shouldn't have cussed at her, just...
Come on... Please no third party interference. Ugh... (I can't case anyone wants to criticize me for my inflexibility of "I'll like no third person in this ship", fuck you.)