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I'm hungry, and why would someone think putting hardcore porn in their bio was ok?

I enjoy reading them. Even the adult human brain needs to play sometimes in order to stay mentally healthy.

@Richman @bigtiddyoneesan What was the context of that quote?

I'm worried about my future health. I eat a lot of fatty stuff, which would be fine if I was still in my 20s, but I'm not. I'm not over weight. I'm 123 pounds, which I think is about average for me, and I exercise. But, still.

I swear, I've seen a suggestion for this tag before. There are so many repeat tag suggestions for some reason. Isn't there a sticky? Edit: Ah, I knew it!! It wasn't deja vu.

It depends. Maybe 2-3 hours a day.

Various restaurants like Burger King, McDonald's, and Star Bucks have fecal bacteria in their Ice Cubes. A 2017 investigation into coffee shop chain Iced water confirmed it is actually quite common all around. So, maybe don't put ice in your drink. Also, you know those touch screen checkout...

I'm refusing to believe wikipedia for my prides sake.

The term "Saved by the Bell" has really morbid origins. Back in the before times, people weren't great at telling if someone was actually dead, so a lot of people ended up being buried alive. Because of that, often times today, when old coffins are opened up for whatever reason, they find...

Dress up like a zombie and make groaning noises, "Shaun of the Dead" style.

@hazzack and his friends keep flying onto my yard and leaving their stool everywhere.

Are pictures just not allowed? Can our bio include a short story about the passionate love between Super Mario, Charles Darwin, and Clint Howard?

So, do I get anything for coming in last place? That's an accomplishment in and of itself.

Squirrel on a stick. The thought of it makes me nauseous. @wowfucktron Thank you for ruining my appetite for the rest of my life.

Ok, I was clueless about the NTR thing, but I think I have this one. You're talking about a "ship", as in a particular character you want the MC to end up with, and not an actual seafaring vessel.

All I know, is that Caesar, is a salad dressing dude.

Ah, yes. The guy repellant.

I'm not actually mint ice cream.

Oh. Is that a reason to get physically sick over?

I uh, don't know what NTR is.