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"Look, if you want a kid, just grab one of the ones we have here. Almost none of them have parents who are characters, so it's fine. You'll probably want to pick one with a complete face, though."

-- Has access to time travel, with time to prepare -- Wants to become rich and famous -- Downloads a bunch of web novels before departure and publishes them in the past.

Hagrid, sadly: "...I wanted to tell her..."

Hero: "Crap, I've actually got to think about this gift now."

And somewhere, in the darkest pits of Heck, the Shift Scheduling Demon raises his marker-shaped head, and drags himself towards the calendar.

Hmm. All that can be said for certain, if their birthdays are accurate, is that they don't share the same mother.

"So, Dad. Tell us how you met our mother." "No."

"Actually, Imperial Mother, it was the weird flying rat thing that you're always talking to."

Aw, shucks. Publication Status has flipped to "Completed." Probably happened a couple issues back, and I was so relieved by that not happening at the fight that I didn't recheck.

I imagine she said something like "Ueno-san is madly in love with you and wants to [whatever level of amorous advance seemed interesting]" And when challenged on it, replied something like "What? Pretty much the whole school knows you're madly in love with him. Just tell him."

"Look, it's not my fault you spent the first year grinding on the plains. It's too late to recruit me now, you'll have reload an Act 2 Save Slot, or start a new game."

Yes, you should probably resolve the part where your co-girlfriend is blackmailing your best friend first.

So the Goddess' curse is erased... Does that mean he can speak the Common Tongue now? I note that he never says anything in this chapter while within earshot of his opponents.

Here lies stark peperony and chease

Using a large pair of supernatural scissors, quickly decapitate the child in front of the couple. This kills the date.

Daisy did try to prevent this by proposing Rose as that fiancee; It's clear now that that would not have worked out without Daisy fully bringing Rose into her confidence, and Rose believing what had happened, and fully buying into the plan.

Reincarnated Prime Minister: "Wait, this is supposed to be the world of [Light Novel I died reading]. But these people are just people, not acting out the plot of the novel at all! I cannot abide this!"

Oh Rose, your situation is already precarious. You should consider what will happen if the Newspaper has to retract this story. I guess, however, this is a way to eventually move Rose from low-level antagonist to Pawn of the Actual Threat.

Got some Harry Chapin in his eyes.

Meanwhile Shounen Protagonist Student is getting antsy. "Wait, why haven't I appeared in an opening sequence yet? It's been half a year, am I still in the first episode?"