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Isn't it typical that the Challenged Party gets to set the terms of the duel? Oh, well. It's her option if she wants to give up that advantage.

Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer, do. I'm not crazy. I know you hate love, too. It will be an efficient marriage, So do not board that carriage. And you seem sweet. Accept defeat In conspiracy built for two.

And then he takes off his coat to reveal he's cut his back off before he came home, and the screaming begins.

Well, clearly the Heroine is going to decide they slept together, and start up the circumstances that firmly stick the Downfall flag.

The Grandfather has to know about the Inn job. There's no way someone as apparently controlling as he is gives her the option to run off in the night with expensive makeup and potentially embarrass the family even more.

How do you tell if a raccoon is depressed, and who the heck makes antidepressants for raccoons? Bah, it's the SCP foundation. They probably have a vending machine that takes quarter-sized bone coins and dispenses raccoon drugs.

"I use magical powers to defend the Earth against an increasingly ridiculous set of monsters sent by an assortment of Evil Space Queens who are searching for ancient relics or powers, particular humans connected to these ancient relics or powers, or acceptance."

Well, we've got a Reincarnation tag, and it seems fairly obvious who's been reincarnated. Should have played the game more before the truck hit you, I guess.

Croc: "Yeah, that's what I thought, too. I was wrong."

Hm, I'd only ever previously encountered the name "Furfur" as the character attempting to acquire the title of Demon Prince of Rock and Roll in the "Night Music" adventure for Steve Jackson Games' In Nomine RPG. At the time, I'd just assumed they made up the name; I should have looked it up...

Well, it's not our problem anymore. The Outer Dark is vast, and nobody is going to find a single horse in space ten light-years from Earth, and a horse without detailed astronomical knowledge is never going to find Earth again. ...is what I'd say if I lived in a non-SCP universe. It will...

Dubious Food still heals a Quarter Heart.

in this situation, I could temporarily forgive the truck driver, because the insane relief of not having just killed someone is pumping through his veins, and if the story was about him, he'd probably apologize and try to make amends once he calmed down. Since the story isn't about him, we'll...

Queen Serafina: "It is such a shame were TOO MANY DUCKS. Guard Captain, burn the village, slay everyone, pile all the skulls in the town center. There must be no survivors."

Su Luxia's real parents no longer have any memories of whatever good times they may have had with their real daughter. Oh well, guess they got a crapton of money and an unexplained vacation for it. Except, of course, since Su Luxia never existed, the blank check is fraudulent and the bank will...

Wait, when did she lose the arm?

"I'll go back to the Thieves' guild to try to smooth things over with Big Hawk." "Okay, give me a Persuasion Check, with Disadvantage." "What? Why?" "You tried to blackmail Lit and failed. You tried to intimidate Red and failed. The secret you were counting on as leverage is pretty much common...

Hm, that snaggle tooth on the Student Council President is not suspicious at all.

Oh, so he wasn't Benjamin Harrison after all. The lack of beard was confusing me.

Interesting look for President Benjamin Harrison.