I used to love playing with pillbugs as a kid (we called them rollie-pollies), I'd just sit there next to my brother hours poking them and watching them rolling up and we'd look at all the different sizes, and sometimes we'd pick them up and throw them as far as we could (we were tiny little...
I don't quite see any sexism in this, I mean, the bodyguard's whole job is to protect her so I can see why he wants to do his job in order to not get fired after all... and the guy at the interview was looking for a way to seem dependable, which I mean, if I ever get a partner I'd like for a...
320 USD for 3 nights in a hospital + bandages + an IV? Dang that's good, in the US that'd be a couple thousand... (Our health system sucks dick) Just noticed Bicyclebastard saying the same thing lol, yeah, it really sucks.
So, are they going to be actually angry, or are they going to be determined to do lewd things because they don't like that she's using hentai instead of them...
NASS dropping series left and right, almost as if they have too much to handle, almost as if it'd be nice if they had help from people that don't have to become them...
Remember, ALWAYS use lube, I used to have to use petroleum jelly and let me tell you, that shit sucks as a replacement for lube, it's greasy, hard to wash off, and when used anally it rubs off onto your rim really easily
Smells like strawberries good, it's good to wash it, it really shouldn't smell like shit if you're going to have sex (even if it's a dildo, remember to keep both your dildos and your ass clean)
I literally saw no mistakes in this chapter until someone pointed it out, then I had to read it 4 more times to see a mistake. I don't know if it's because the mistake really isn't a big deal or if the AVERAGE human brain auto-corrects it, but I really don't care cause it didn't impede on my...