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Coronavirus Optimistic New Mutation Will Be Widely Available To Public By Early Spring https://www.theonion.com/coronavirus-optimistic-new-mutation-will-be-widely-avai-1845725749

Scientists Attempt To Convince Public To Take Covid More Seriously By Explaining Concept Of Death https://www.theonion.com/scientists-attempt-to-convince-public-to-take-covid-mor-1845989249 @Ivegotnolife Officer I object, the victim in question committed suicide via a bullet to the back of the...

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@Richman To think a Century ago people gave a damn. "Better be ridiculous than dead."

@BrapEbony Good tip, I'm going to suck on as many doorknobs as possible until I start to feel excruciating pain.

Ye- wait no , No , No! @Mr_Detective You can probably house components from a real gun into a 3d printed body like a ghetto glock which would be more practical. Would be interesting to see a Frankenstein of gun parts.

@Richman I believe I heard from somewhere the first version to crop up could only fire a few shots before being unsafe to operate. @bigtiddyoneesan It's not like I want to penetrate you or anything!

Ah sure sure, and why is it that none of these affidavits are admitted to court? Maybe instead of affidavits I should call them...hearsay. No, it's clearly a grand conspiracy to keep the people from knowing the truth! Oh you poor soul, little did you realize I don't subscribe to either party...

@pandascepter Okay, last comic, one with a bit more meta. Perhaps it's too much.

@Chrona You give me too much credit, reality is often disappointing. If you're asking me to empathise with the rioters they burned what little I had these past few years, I now have a deficit, and I don't think it's stopping any time soon. @Halo

@Chrona Would it make you feel better I say I am morally bankrupt then? As for Appartheid, sure I concede we have our own version of it. @Tamerlane Holy shit this voter fraud theory is harder to kill than the Last Letter Game thread. Affidavits alone does not hold eough value, its a bloody...

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@bigtiddyoneesan Back in the old days, when young you enjoyed gaming. Oh how times have changed. (at least I think that's the case)

This isn't some poor sod with mental illness or turned to drugs for comfort, what the fuck are we rehabilitating them for? Wrong view? Besides is this not the "tough on crime" shit people have been spouting over the years and seemingly voted for? Or is there some magical exception I have not...

When you fall asleep during history class and only skimmed over the notes.

@Chrona (Copy pasting wall of text to is a pain) You're making this more complicated than it has to be; actions have consequences period, legal, social or otherwise. The only ones who can cure radicalism are the radicals themselves, we can lead the horse to water but the dumb beast has to drink...

@Richman Politburo calls, they want a private meeting, just come quietly.

It becomes a permanent stain in your history, how people react to it is beyond anyone's control. Perhaps they should have thought about this more thoroughly... If they succeeded in this coup then forget about fraudulent elections, the election itself becomes meaningless. Why bother with this...