This is among the more hilarious things I've ever read. I had no idea that the author would be able to spin the concept into a legitimately entertaining story, but I'm glad he did.
@Mykennai KIPEN!!! THAT'S IT!!! Thank you so much!!
Looks like I was wrong about the format, it turns out it's a vertical webtoon.
Here's the chapter I remembered in the first post ITT:
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/kipen-manga/parachute/viewer?title_no=33744&episode_no=48...
It's a usual manga format. Short, one-off chapters in the regular style.
The artstyle is reminiscent of this series:
https://mangadex.org/title/8293/gag-manga-biyori
And sorta reminiscent of this series:
https://cutbu.tumblr.com/
But it's neither of those. Thanks for the try though...
Still nothing... dang, I know I'm not the only one who ever read it, there were tons of comments on its Batoto page.
I wish I could remember more details!!
I was reminded of it when I saw this on the front page and started reading it and the style seemed similar.
https://mangadex.org/title/8293/gag-manga-biyori
Uh, no, it's not hentai.
IIRC the dick/helicopter thing was something like he was kidnapped and held prisoner, but his dick was so big and strong that he extended it to the ground and then rappelled down it or something. He was still dressed and stuff. Maybe I'm remembering that chapter...
I think it was popular on twitter or something a few years back. It was pretty meta humor, but very tongue-in-cheek and over-the-top. The author was praising himself to the point of parody, and then some. I think one of the chapters was about how every woman in the world wanted to be his...
Finally finished this. Definitely worth a read. It doesn't strike me as generic at all. I found it hilarious and sad, and was really into the characters and their relationships.