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The space probe appears to be a replica of Hyabusa. Launched by JAXA in 2003, it was the first attempt to perform a sample return mission from an asteroid, 25143 Itokawa. It was able to successfully retrieve about 1500 identified grains of asteroidal rock (< 1 gram), returning them to Earth...

Okay, so maybe he doesn't know what to do with gold. Probably shouldn't have taken the golden ship for sale; it's clearly an Art Object, and might be a famous one in his hometime.

@Doomer The Old Pervert can basically report him for anything, real or imagined, and make the Adventurer's life difficult, at least for awhile. That sais, I imagine the Guild Leader knows the Old Dirty Blacksmith is a pervert, and will probably ingore this specific complaint unless there are...

This seems like a "Prince cannot annul the engagement on his own without sufficient reason, so the hired thug scheme was intended to provide one," situation.

Now to screw up the initial meeting by not comprehending time travel!

This appears to be a high-tech post-apocalyptic world. Perhaps they do have MedKit™ technology that can restore your family to full hitpoints. But you're not a medical technician. You don't know if they do, or how to use it if they do have it. And if you wind up using it wrong somehow, the...

If a Sumerian diety asks you if you are a god, you say, "Yes." If an Austrian biker asks you if you are Sarah Connor, you say, "No." If a cute petlike creature asks you, "Do you want to make a contract with me?" you say, "HELL, NO!" and you should probably shoot it.

"I'm about to drop an AOE, so Ready your attack this turn for until after it goes off."

It feels like a distraction. The animated battleship comes through, attacks adventurers, and destroys a portion of a mountain, the Heavenly Mages pop in, classify it as an unknown threat, and send it back through the portal, slap each other on the back, and head home. Nobody notices what else...

Meanwhile in the building, the "Kill Bill" siren is sounding.

Grandma was shockingly naiive, or manipulative and beautiful. Though, to be fair, just because Grandma said it doesn't mean that any of the other family members actually believe it.

...and then the Fire Nation attacked.

Grand Duke: "Dammit, this Fetch Quest has taken five hours already. I'll give it another thirty minutes, then I'm Googling a walkthrough."

Abs Psycho 85

Huh. Is this the first time she's been referred to as his girlfriend?

"Wait, I didn't have to be fused with a bear? I could still be wearing pants?"

I'm kind of stunned that Takiya's plan seems to have worked? That presenting Fafnir as his girlfriend made the Parents go away sooner? Or did it just work that night, and they haven't thought ahead to the romcom shenanigans package they just purchased?

This seems like a bad idea. I mean, she was going to have to reckon with having betrayed her homeland in the war eventually, but making her the feudal lord is probably going to work up unexpected problems -- Because she was probably heralded as a safely-dead local war hero.

Things are about to go all Kilkenny.

"I mean, if you keep killing and cooking your customers, won't you eventually run ouAAAAAARRGGHH!!"