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@JWChibi I can't remember the details but when the FC was younger he killed someone and they proved he did it. Don't know if it was mission-related or family-related. @chusetto Think Mr. and Mrs. Smith but with Mrs.Smith joining that life to keep a leash on Mr.Smith.

@Cheesewizard YOU LEAVE MY ADORABLE BALL OF CUDDLE SLIME ALONE! Also, it is made of paper man. Just paper. Getting caught out in the rain or too high/cold weather will kill. The worst thing it can do is give you paper cuts if angry.

This man has game. "I'll kill more corrupt people in power if you give me them digits."

I NEED GO HOME MY DAUGHTER NEEDS ME!

@DankN00ners pass that shit over!

There needs to be a wholesome tag that is only put on stories that everyone who reads it agrees that its wholesome as hell.

I WANT THE DAILY SPECIAL AND A LARGE SPRITE! ALRIGHT IT WILL BE 10MINUTES AND FOR 2 DOLLARS WE WILL ADD A SLICE OF CAKE YES PLEASE I'LL BACK WITH YOUR ORDER

bitch i used you for years every time a hurricane came to my state. STOP CALLING ME ALREADY!

IM PISSED I WANTED UGLY MOTHER FUCKER NOT SEXY LADY!

Bandana On: Big Bro. Bandana Off: Big Brother.

WE FEELING GOOD TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS!

"Honey where did i get this knot on my head?" "I don't know maybe a kid hit you with a ball."

IM SHOCKED! HOW CAN THE PRINCE NTR THE HERO TO HER FACE!? wait. What do you mean its a proper wedding scandal?

From Jobless Villian to A Working Class Woman.

See kids. This is what we call a "Dangerous Retard". What makes them scary is that they are VERY strong but are completely incompetent when it comes to thinking for themsleves.

I love how Xbox is off in the shadow of the store wondering why he won't consider buying her.

Is it better or harder?

Damn i wish you never found out there was a part two either.

sorcerer? You fucked up somewhere and made a Muscle Wizard or Magic Fighter.

Yeah this is great! where did you buy them? I made them after I secretly measured the boss. . . . . them: me: