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"Okay, dong". What does one have to do to be named that? I mean, he already looks like one, but that's just cruel.

@yasashikakashi "Himbo" is a retarded cosmopolitan way to refer to a male bimbo (which doesn't even really fit here, IMHO. He's jacked to hell and back, but not a bimbo in any way).

To the wife: @goarachnidlaser But it's the husband, that's cucking himself with his own wife by himself? Are these two things opposites, which cancel each other back to zero, or are they not and take the result into somewhere else?

*reads title* ...The what?

How the hell do you mangle your hands in the making of chocolate? Especially if you go by the easy/trope-y route of just melting it into a mould. Do you keep the bar in your fucking hand while cutting it? Besides, how the hell do you expect the taste to magically change with the shape. You use a...

@Ekfreet Then, by the romcom rules, you fall into the other category. As we know, it's a physical impossibility to fall outside these two categories (how insane would that be?).

I'm ashamed of you all for not seeing the titillating possibilities in both factions. It's not the hair length, but what you do with it. ...Besides, the thick, single braid is the best camp and you know it. @Glomoro At least someone is still sane around here, lol.

Remember, kids, be responsible. Wear a glove.

My heart. She still has the chocolate figure he gave her (back) on her nightstand, BTW.

@T-Dizzle Otherwise I'd agree, but there was nothing mild in that flirt. @Ekfreet It is a fact that either you are borderline gynophobic or you just came ashore on HMS Molest.

@Kaarme It's long pork. long pork... ...Now as a vegan option!

@reu Chainsaw man.

@reu I mean, I can't but agree on the speedreader part at least, so maybe you're onto something? I just read a comment surprised that a character with the same name, same face, same mannerisms and same relationships with other characters is indeed the same character as another one. Who would've...

@reu Your pfp perfectly encapsulates your comment... And also my view.

"German." -lol'd. Germanistan forever.

@Glomoro That depends so much on the country, my man. Besides, what you describe is closer to coercion, than entrapment in most places. For example, back here the police can't actively try to get you to break the law, even if threats or demands aren't used (because honestly, it's pretty fucked...

And thus, has the Best Girl ascended into the Best Chad. Following this apotheosis, shall every boner raised in her name be named a lady boner, regardless of holder.

@MrMcNasty

It's actually almost a bit disgusting seeing that the author is trying so hard to hand wave all of that, I don't know, actual fucking blackmail with his livelihood on the line by just suddenly showing her all hot and bothered. It's like the problem was the color of her underwear and being...