*Senpai drinks bottle*
Nagatoro: "NO FREAKING WAY!"
Senpai: (to self) "Heh. That was a close one. It wouldn't be an indirect kiss because I turned the saliva and the juice into a jellyfish made up of 98% liquid and stuck it on my teeth."
This chad just made an entire harem and didn't even try. Those two other guys tried though.
But here's the secret on how to make a harem. Step one: you don't try to get a harem. If you try so hard to acquire one, then you already failed. Instead, don't try to acquire a harem. Be completely...