Poor 1911, if only she would realize her .45 rounds have ENOUGH STOPPIN POWAH TO STOP A FILIPINO WARRIOR SO HIGH HE CAN'T FEEL PAIN DEAD IN HIS TRACKS
Also the fuck is Thompson so haughty for she has the same caliber it's not like she gets any better penetration
Ishigami, my nigga, knows that you can't spend your virginity on a thot who just wants a quick lay. You need to save it for your one true waifu.
It hurts now, but the pain would be far greater knowing that you wasted your first time on a pump-and-dump.